Apologies for those on Facebook - some of this might be repetitive. But I am currently and endlessly stuck on 34 and it's driving me crazy.
The page count is cruel and heartless.
Page Count is not a "Count" in the royal title sense. Nor is it a "Page" in the job title sense.
Page Count might have been created by Dick Cheney. Or Rumsfield. And no doubt it would be considered cruel and unusual punishment by the rules of the Geneva Convention.
I would like to be released from page count jail with the other prisoners of Guantanamo Bay.
My four year old nephew can count better than the page count.
I should have been writing rather than coming up with page count witticisms.
Anybody else have any?
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